Ain't I Something?

I'm a Jane of all trades
I'm a master of none
I'm a walking contradiction
I'm a lazy bum

Ain't I sweet?
See me coming down the street
Ain't I something?
I'm your sugar dumpling

I can't sleep at night
There's too much on my mind
I can't wake at dawn
Ain't the morning kind

Ain't I sweet though?
Ain't I something?
Ain't I sweet though?
I'm nothing, nothing, nothing
But your sugar dumpling