Love Me Twenty-Two Times

17 nights and 60 Camel lights
2 pairs of tights
& a stupid little fight

You lost your mind at a quarter to 3

Took me 10 tries to get you back to me

11 hours later and we're on our way

Asked you 22 times if you were going to stay

27 nights and 260 Camel lights

Bet you $20 dollars on 21 fights

101 books and a million dirty looks

1/2 a broken heart

Fucked right from the start

18 ways to part

100 if you're smart

Can you think back 365 days?

How we loved, oh I couldn't count the ways

12 months later and it's all just the same

As quick as it went, the faster it came

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15

Let me count the days

16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28

Our love has gone astray

45, 60, 61, 70, 74, 82, 83, 85, 90, 91, 92, 93, 98

Let me count the ways

98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 108

OUR LOVE IS AN ASHTRAY