Farewell, CocoLoc!

Five years ago Jay Leno promised his show to Conan O'Brien, the quirky host of the Late Night Show. After a mere 7 months of Conan having his dream job as host of the Tonight Show, Leno cried like a child full of shit in his diaper (yes, this is a metaphor) to NBC because his "Jay Leno" show at 10:00 was suffering in the ratings. Therefore, as a weak lead-in, he gave Conan some bad ratings, as well. (He is an evil, greedy man. Further proof, someone told me today that they had a bad trip on certain drugs because of Jay Leno's face.) I also think that access to every single show on NBC.com led to said ratings, because people simply watch television on the Internet these days. Sooo, NBC being the cunts (oh, pardon my French) they are, tried to get Conan to take the Tonight Show to 12:05 -- which would in all actuality make it the Tomorrow Show -- to make room for Fat Chin to come back to late night television despite the fact that he was quoted and video taped saying he didn't want to be doing this at 60 years old (you're getting pretty close there, stud). Conan, being the gentleman he is, simply refused to compromise the integrity of a show that has been on for 60 years immediately following the late local news and he was gracious enough to not compromise Late Night with Jimmy Fallon by making it move to 1:05. So NBC talked in a very derogative manner about Conan "quitting" but they basically forced him out. Still, he did amazing shows this past week (if not every week for the past 7 months) and his ratings soared. Leno is getting a lot of backlash -- and deservedly so. But indeed getting the most backlash of all is NBC, the network known now across the globe as: NothingButCunts. Again, pardon my French. Robin Williams (a great and hilarious man!) coined it. Thankfully he had the balls to step up to NBC. ANYWAY, Conan's last show was last night and the whole world is depressed because he can't do anything new for 7 months. Who knows where he will go; we just know we will all miss him dearly. Oh yeah, and we'll be boycotting NBC and all affiliates. Yes, that means you, Jerry Seinfeld, you smug mother fucker.

Here is Conan's press statement: So classy!